Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Mines Excavated: 3970 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Villages Defended: 17
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 8505

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Alien Abductions: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Villages Defended: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 818 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 3226
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Farms Harvested: 445
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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