> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

BAH, Bah gawd, beat, beat harder, commentary, dramatic moments, funny quotes, Gawd., Gettin, Harder, Hes, iconic catchphrases., intense match, internet humor, King, Minecraft, Ohio, skibidi toilet, smp, social media, Sports Entertainment, viral video, wrestling, wrestling announcers, wrestling fans, wrestling memes, wwe

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	3770	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crimson Realm 170 1.21.3

1.21.3, 170 MTL, circle, circle 170 MTL, Crimson, freshman, freshman time, Guilty, Guilty Circle, guilty circle 170, mtl, MTL freshman, Realm, Time, time guilty circle

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	132	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	388503
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our crazy, wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves!

Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle epic bosses that will make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

ExFiancéFiasco Minecraft Server

Cheating, Closure, Communication, Conversation, Defending, disowned, double standards, dynamic, ex-fiancé, ExFiancéFiasco, family drama, Frustration, Homophobia, loveless marriage, Minecraft, parents, regret, relationship, Server, Sexuality, sister, VIOLATION, Wedding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of chaos, just like how I cut off my cheating ex and my cheating parents. Join us and leave all the cheating drama behind!

But wait, there’s more! Just like how my sister tried to defend my cheating ex by bringing up her sexuality, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our virtual world?

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and just have a good time. Plus, we promise there will be no cheating involved – unless, of course, you count cheating at building the best Minecraft creations!

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3653	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	7254
Magic Items Found:	3914	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9901
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	166	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.