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ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9439
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6671	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4778
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Votes:	1595
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	3865	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

Seafood Savvy Server

#sustainability, Aquaculture, Biodiversity, conservation efforts, environmental impact, Farm, Feed, Food, food production, Humanity, Mariculture, marine ecosystems, negative impacts, ocean farming, planet, research, saltwater seafood, savvy, seafood, SEAS, Server, sustainable practices, University of Michigan

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

TITE World KRMP server minecraft

banner, first, KRMP, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server in minecraft, Tite, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

Virtual Vibe Crafters 1.21

Anime, autistic, avatars, BIZARRE, Crafters, creativity, eccentric, fotm, Obscure, off the rails, quirky, rave wife, SLOP, train loving, Unconventional, Underground, Unhinged, Unique, VIBE, virtual, Vtubers, weird

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Emeralds Found:	8825	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, bro, forget those basic bitches with their anime avatars, come join our Minecraft server for some next level craziness! We’re all about that weird, unhinged, off the rails, obscure shiz here.

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then you gotta join us. We’ve got a community of total nutjobs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Plus, we’ve got a special surprise for all you train-loving ravers out there. Our server is like a non-stop party on tracks, with all the wackiness you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KMS Bullrun Madness

achievement, anxiety, bullrun, coping strategies, DEADLINE, determination, goal-setting, kms, madness, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self improvement, self-care, stress, success, support system, Time management

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

complacent, Conversation, CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer, Dates.., DATING, FAITH, gas, Job, judgment, MONEY, new job, Notice, partner, Plan, Quitting, relationship advice, Shut down, unemployed, video games, walking out, winging it

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5084	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyDadSwag

5 year old, Air Force, aita, Birthday, BlockyDadSwag, christmas, clothes, dad, daddy’s little man, different state, FaceTime, Gifts, Phone, Pictures, Refused, Shirt, single mom, Son, WIBTA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

Players:	96/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7