Are you tired of being asked to watch strangers’ bags at the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never deal with that awkward situation again! We promise no one will ever ask you to watch their virtual luggage while they go to the virtual bathroom.

Our server is so secure, you won’t even have to worry about imaginary worst-case scenarios. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone asks you to watch their virtual bag, a magical unicorn will appear and take care of it for you.

So come join us and leave the baggage watching to someone else – literally!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Emeralds Found: 3434
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

    GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!
    What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

    But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

    So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Potions Brewed: 119
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

    Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes
    Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

    Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

    But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Animals Bred: 180
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Farms Harvested: 633
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4986

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Animals Bred: 70
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Ores Mined: 3418
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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