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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	378
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	9770	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2353
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	7148
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4945
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mines Excavated:	1605
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bixomi.aternos.me:52610

Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	7558	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2