BadWolfMC: Where even the sheep play minigames, skydive, and hide in the prison vaults!

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Server Name	BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server
IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities where members forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Highlights include state-of-the-art hardware, Java-Bedrock Crossplay, recurring events, dungeons, quests, unique prizes, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes BadWolfMC unique?	BadWolfMC offers a drama-free and inclusive community for adults, with exciting features like Java-Bedrock Crossplay and recurring events.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older, no griefing, no client mods/exploits, no advertising/spam, and common sense/maturity is expected.
How can I join BadWolfMC?	Guests can log in and explore, but build permissions are granted after submitting a membership application on the website.
What events are available on the server?	BadWolfMC offers recurring, seasonal, and one-off events, including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Is there a resource world for players?	Yes, there are resource worlds available to keep the main worlds looking clean and ecologically friendly.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

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Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	494646
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	463872	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MemeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	538588
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	278	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.