BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6736	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2382
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crops Grown:	5415

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1495	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	671542

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	236	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	798	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.