Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

    MomOwesMeDadPaysUp
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

    🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

    🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Emeralds Found: 8887

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

    SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

    Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

    Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyRichPlayz

    CraftyRichPlayz
    Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

    ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships
    So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

    But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Breaking News: Minecraft Server

    Breaking News: Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

    Storm Minecraft SMP Plan
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

    Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

    But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

    So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

    MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition
    Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LumberCraftersUnited

    LumberCraftersUnited
    come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

    our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

    who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ZapCraft: No Brain Damage

    ZapCraft: No Brain Damage
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 283
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Farms Harvested: 348

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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