Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 111481
Crops Grown: 6893 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mystic Paradis

    Mystic Paradis

    [1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
    Server Version 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
    Addons Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
    Player Base Dedicated player base + Fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

    Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

    A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

    Q: Are new players welcome?

    A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Emeralds Found: 1311 Potions Brewed: 139
    Dimension Hops: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

    Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

    Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
    Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftLoveCo

    MineCraftLoveCo
    Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

    On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

    GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

    2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

    3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

    4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 500
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 61 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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