BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	119
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

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Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1052
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperCravings

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Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	5471
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeighborTrapCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	1901
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5897
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.