Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Crops Grown:	9021	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6116
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7545
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1124

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyRedFlagz

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	685	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.