Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1019	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sloth Survival Server

Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, body temperature regulation, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental impact, Extinction, global warming, metabolism, research, rising temperatures, Server, sloth, Sloths, Survival, vulnerable species, wildlife, wildlife protection

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

#my hero academia, Academia, Anime, Archive, Characters, Commission, Fan, fanfiction, Fiction, Hero, izuku, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Own, planned, plannedOpinions, query, search, series, smp, Supplement, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	298	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CircusScreamStopper

Apology, Audience, circus, CircusScreamStopper, Cirque Du Soleil, Communication, Concessions, Confrontation, disruptive, ear drums, Empathy, Etiquette, intermission, loud, noise level, Rude, screaming, sensitivity, sobbing, Staff, stranger

Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineCraftAppLand

app addiction, app analytics, app control, app dependency, app management, app monitoring, app preferences, app screen time, app screen time management, app tracking., app trends, app usage, app usage habits, app usage patterns, app usage statistics, MineCraftAppLand, mobile application, most used app, popular apps, smartphone app

Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	184	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5616	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mines Excavated:	4367	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

confusion, gender, grammar, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language fluency test, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency level, language proficiency test, language skills, language study, language understanding., linguistic ability, Minecraft, romance language, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	54
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!