Azura’s Mispronounced Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ores Mined:	9080
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KidzGoneWildMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7559
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	8396
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	3440	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	880

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	New Chunks Explored:	808282
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6705	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.