20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 101 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
