Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

    Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

    ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

    Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

    CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 8631
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Butt Blasts

    Blocky Butt Blasts

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

    And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Emeralds Found: 1415
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Crops Grown: 2030

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

    CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

    But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

    So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

    Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 1174

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

    Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

    Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

    Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

    And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Magic Items Found: 4646
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

    Bob’s Blocky Babel Race
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

    Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

    And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

    TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

    Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

    Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ores Mined: 4716
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

    LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Emeralds Found: 3720
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

    Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7354 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 107
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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