Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Mines Excavated: 4731

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 613797 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 153 Animals Bred: 160
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2083 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Villages Defended: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 8941
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Animals Bred: 101 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    New Chunks Explored: 136459 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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