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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Towns Built: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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