join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 2165
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ores Mined: 4237

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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