Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 3794 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PumpkinSpiceCraft

    PumpkinSpiceCraft
    Are you tired of boring old pumpkin spice lattes and apple cider? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion called the “Autumn Elixir” that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a pool of candy corn while riding a roller coaster made of caramel apples. Trust us, once you taste this magical concoction, you’ll never want to go back to regular fall drinks again! So come join us and sip on some Autumn Elixir while building the most epic pumpkin patch you’ve ever seen. It’s like Thanksgiving dinner in a cup, but with a side of creepers and skeletons.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FrostyFenceCraft

    FrostyFenceCraft
    so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, like seriously, you won’t find anything crazier than this.

    imagine this, we have a whole section of the map where you can build your own crazy fence just like Norway is thinking about doing. But get this, instead of keeping out Russians, you’re keeping out creepers and zombies. How epic is that?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. Just kidding, they actually just want emeralds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a haunted mansion where you can battle ghostly mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can one-hit kill anything in its path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

    Pixelated shenanigans on a semi-clean canvas, join us for some SMP fun!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Friendly SMP Server
    Features Semi-vanilla gameplay, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
    Supported Versions 1.18 to latest versions
    Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Simple Voice Chat required? Yes, if you want to use proximity chat.
    Are mods required? No, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for the cinema.
    What is the server address? smp.playpixels.net
    What is the Bedrock port? 19132
    Is there a Discord server? Join our Discord server

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

    Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 55
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ores Mined: 7399
    Mines Excavated: 4577 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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