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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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