Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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