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MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3685	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4512
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Potions Brewed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Mines Excavated:	2273
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	7806	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7792	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15