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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Zootopia to a whole new level – literally! Join us in the Flying High Edition, where you can soar through the skies on a magical flying carpet made of bunny fur and sloth feathers.
Our pastebin is filled with secrets and surprises, just like the city of Zootopia itself. And if you can’t access our booru, don’t worry – just use a different browser and you’ll be transported to a world of anthropomorphic animals and endless adventure.
Our server creator list is longer than a giraffe’s neck, so you know you’re in good hands. And if you’re looking for some honest Zootopia fan fiction reviews, look no further than Anon’s reviews – they’re wilder than a pack of wolves on a moonlit night.
Join us in the madness of ZTG, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Build your own Zootopia-inspired creations, explore the archives of our past threads, and dive into the current TT theme – just make sure to bring your wildest ideas and craziest stories with you. See you in Zootopia, where the fun never stops!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always do your best because we believe in you…and in the power of epic Minecraft adventures!
Are you tired of the same old wrestling matches with boring storylines and predictable outcomes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with WWWE – the World Wrestling WoMEME’s Entertainment!
Join our server and create your own wrestler with outrageous costumes and moves that will have your opponents shaking in their pixelated boots. Take on other players in epic battles that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players must fight in a ring made entirely of TNT blocks. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join WWWE today and experience the wildest, wackiest wrestling world in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Hobbled Hierarch Mori Calliope reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers. And guess what? She won. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick, this is the place to be.
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Lava Parkour of Doom.” Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Hobbled Hierarch Mori Calliope server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those diamond-pooping rainbow sheep – they can be a real handful.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, HE plays tonight! Who is HE, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
Join our server for a chance to team up with HE and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. But beware, HE has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.
If you’re brave enough to face the challenges that HE throws your way, then come join us tonight for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server!
Embark on an adventure like no other in the virtual world of Minecraft, hosted by the dedicated 24-year-old enthusiast, MrZapster, right from his home. At SimpleMC, we pride ourselves on offering a pure and authentic Minecraft experience on our custom-built server, powered by cutting-edge technology.
You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, SimpleMC is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or racing to the top of a mountain while riding a pig. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made out of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for the lava-filled hot tub and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is where the halving is at! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. Players rode on unicorns and battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The sun never set, and the creepers danced the night away. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination, and the only rule was to have fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it. Want someone to build a castle for you? Your zombie will do it. Need someone to tell you jokes while you mine for diamonds? Your zombie will do it (and probably tell some bad puns too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the halving like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
