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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6591	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	224180	Divine Spears Created:	10
Potions Brewed:	165	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	8799
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1