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CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5374	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9291	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Emeralds Found:	477

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5684

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	336
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4