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The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	8365
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6324	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	2813
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8326	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	117
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Potions Brewed:	93	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3798	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	51	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!