so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 783

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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