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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3451	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	737304	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7947	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1611
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3335

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9355	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyNetizens

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1