Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Potions Brewed: 191
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Star Shards Collected: 133 Mines Excavated: 1301
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7471 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dimension Hops: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Villages Defended: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Towns Built: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 2909

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Animals Bred: 187
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7318
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Emeralds Found: 9869
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Farms Harvested: 297
    New Chunks Explored: 752321 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 5764 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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