Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Magic Items Found: 1026 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Emeralds Found: 4250 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mines Excavated: 4365
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Potions Brewed: 93 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Emeralds Found: 2784
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5398
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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