So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 179 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8144 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ores Mined: 2879 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Potions Brewed: 153
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7904 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 4378
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Potions Brewed: 70 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ScholarMC

    ScholarMC

    ScholarMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The ScholarMC ip is play.scholarmc.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Animals Bred: 63
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Star Shards Collected: 151

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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