Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 83
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7160

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Ores Mined: 6769
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4176 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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