Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ores Mined: 7257
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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