so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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