so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 107
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 132
Dragon Eggs Found: 8267 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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