so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 509718 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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