so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1843 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Divine Spears Created: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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