so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Enchantments Applied: 106 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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