so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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