so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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