so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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