so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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