so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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