so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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