so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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