Welcome to our totally not insane Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the gender war in the real world? Well, in our server, we don’t care if you’re a boy, girl, or even a creeper in disguise! As long as you can swing a pickaxe and build a killer castle, you’re welcome here.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been stealing all the diamonds and causing chaos in the land. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a disgruntled ex-player who got banned for griefing. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the iron golems. Will you join their rebellion and fight for villager rights? Or will you side with the golems and crush the uprising?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs gender wars when you can have epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans with your fellow players? Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone can just be human…or whatever they want to be!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Troon Map Minecraft Server

    The Troon Map Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

    We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 641 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Never Friends Minecraft Server

    Never Friends Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

    2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

    4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7523 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

    Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Antares.lat

    Antares.lat

    Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What the Block Minecraft Server

    What the Block Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Potions Brewed: 134
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

    The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"
    Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    Jesus Mason Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

    Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

    What are Minecraft servers like SamMc
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7565 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

    Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP
    Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

    Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mom’s MineCraft Server

    Mom’s MineCraft Server
    Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

    Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 2691
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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