come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 136
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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