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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2064 |
Potions Brewed: | 147 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 895 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).