Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3186
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4805 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magic Items Found: 1558

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 329 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6695
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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