Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 744024 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mines Excavated: 3956
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

    1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

    Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 378 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

    CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

    Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoAheadGamerGrocery

    GoAheadGamerGrocery
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

    Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

    With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

    Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

    Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 New Chunks Explored: 371541
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsWeirdMC

    GFsWeirdMC
    Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2722

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelCompensationMCServer

    IsraelCompensationMCServer
    so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

    KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

    RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

    Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, the server is open to all players.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
    Can I use any mods on the server? Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
    How often is the server reset? The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

    Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

    Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Ores Mined: 6785
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9636 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

    ””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

    In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

    But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoFriendz Minecraft Server

    NoFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Mary bringing her kids to a haunted amusement park!

    Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 New Chunks Explored: 348878
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 218 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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